'It was me': Person hires an animal psychic to do a reading on their 16-year-old horse, finds out that he hates one of her friends, then forces that friend to apologize

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Mariel Ruvinsky • Writer and Editor
Apr 11, 2025 9:00 AM EDT

We have been writing for Animal Comedy for a long time, so we have seen some things, and we didn't think that we could be surprised anymore. The kinds of professions that people have when it comes to animals, the things that they have to face on a daily basis… we thought that we have seen it all. We have written about panda nannies, which is a job that we wish we were qualified for. We have seen Shoebills fall in love with their caretakers, and them having to deal with courtship with a dinosaur. We have seen giant fish bother divers during their work and then become lifelong friends with them.

But even with everything that we have seen, all of the crazy positions that we have heard of, we have to admit that we have never - not even once heard about… animal psychics. We didn't know this existed, but we are so grateful that we know now. We have started looking into them, because we desperately need to know why our cat yells at the wall all the time. 

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    emily @emilymahonn thinking about that time my friend hired an animal psychic to do a reading on her horse named delmar & she said "there's someone he doesn't like. they call him a sandwich?" and they could not decipher what that meant until she told me about it bc it was me. i called him deli sub 2:58 AM Apr 3, 2025. 8M Views 249 19.1K 197K ☐ 10K
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    emily @emilymahonn took these of delmar over 10 years ago now! rip buddy i'm still sorry for calling you deli sub 7:09 AM - Apr 3, 2025 687.2K Views 16 17160 20K ☐ 130
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  • We do not know what compelled this person to hire a psychic for their horse, but whatever this was… we bet this was not the result that they were anticipating. Finally, they get to hear their horse's thoughts, and the first thing that he says is: “That chick right there… I hate her.” We would have cried. 

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    emily @emilymahonn i know my word probably means nothing to the internet but this is 100% true!! wish y'all could have seen my face when it all clicked. the whole barn was gagged 11:18 PM Apr 3, 2025 497.5K Views 7 1756 11K ☐ 67
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    emily @emilymahonn more photos of delmar since he is clearly a big hit 1:30 AM - Apr 4, 2025 443.8K Views
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    emily @emilymahonn this left my small corner so i will answer from faqs 1. how did he know what a sub is delmar was like 16 when this happened, so i assume had overheard us talking about/seen us eating deli subs many times 2. did you apologize absolutely. with carrots 5:42 AM - Apr 4, 2025 · 349.2K Views 1 17 60 10K ☐ 71
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  • We are glad to hear that you apologized. This man sounds like a good horse. He did not deserve to be insulted like this on a regular basis, even if you didn't realize you were doing it. The carrots were a nice touch, very important. As cat owners, we get it, we are not against bribes. 

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    emily @emilymahonn 3. do you have the psychic's number unfortunately this was a solid decade ago so no, i have lost her contact info. so sorry to disappoint 4. is this story true every word. i'm a writer but even i couldn't make this up okay i think those were the most requested . 5:43 AM Apr 4, 2025 304.4K Views 2 2710 5.7K ☐ 43
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    emily @emilymahonn oh one more 5. why did you call him deli-sub something about DEL-mar and DEL-i sub just made sense to me. hope it makes sense to you guys 5:47 AM Apr 4, 2025 272.1K Views 6 1732 7.4K ☐ 46
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    emily @emilymahonn I HAVE INCREDIBLE NEWS delmar is ALIVE AND WELL!!! i got him mixed up with their other horse that passed (domino, lived to be 38 what a legend) 6:01 AM Apr 4, 2025 252.6K Views 45 118 11K ☐ 86
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    emily @emilymahonn DELMAR UPDATE nothing too exciting (i'm sorry i don't have any current photos) but we have tracked him down! he's too far to visit rn but he is healthy and happy and no one calls him deli sub <3 . 6:38 PM Apr 5, 2025 - 9,588 Views 1 172 413 Σ 4
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    emily ❤ @emilymahonn to bring this thread to a conclusion, here is a photo of finn like that one meme. happy u all got a laugh out of this 10:51 PM - Apr 5, 2025 2,666 Views
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    S @e38simp we had a horse that hated everyone, psychic said he doesn't like his name, we broke the rule and changed his barn name to Champ and he was everyone's friend after that emily @emilymahonn⚫ Apr 3 thinking about that time my friend hired an animal psychic to do a reading on her horse named delmar & she said "there's someone he doesn't like. they call him a sandwich?" and they could not decipher what that meant until she told me about it *** Show more 11:30 PM Apr 3, 2025 4.3M Views 81 16
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    S @e38simp since this is doing so well, another thing we learned about the same horse is that he was struggling because everyone trauma dumped on him. we started doing energy cleanses and meditating with him, very chill guy at heart. certified good boy - who knew it too 11:06 PM Apr 4, 2025 228.2K Views 7 17205 14K ☐ 164
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    @e38simp i have nothing to add except my two "twins", Dude (left) is content with his name, and prefers his legal “Pretty Dude”, Dale (right) is content with his, and especially loves when everyone cheers for him "in that way" (we have a special tune as he approaches jumps) S 2:23 AM - Apr 5, 2025 - 170.7K Views
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